- Teacher: ok everybody take out last night's homework
- Me: oh shit did you do that?
- Friend: no
- Me: aw great me neither
- Friend: yeah i just didn't have time, I had my music lesson and work for that other class to do and my electricity went off and my dog died and my mum had a baby and i was in a car crash and the kitchen went on fire
- Me:
- Me: my favourite fanfic got updated
Harmony and Rapsodie.
MY LIFE WAS WRITTEN IN CAPS LOCK
My favourite brand of toothpaste is Colgate, I always wear my hair slightly to the left side, I would eat a peanut butter and honey sandwich every single day for the rest of forever.
My favourite brand of toothpaste is Colgate, I always wear my hair slightly to the left side, I would eat a peanut butter and honey sandwich every single day for the rest of forever.
I HAVE DIED
NO. OMG NO.
Okay so I’ve seen this going around for days but I didn’t watch it till now LOLOL I CAN’T WITH LIFE ANYMORE
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
why isn’t my grandma this cool
Best video ever fucking made.
Mark my words, this will be and my grandchildren some day.
(Source: keep-calm-and-carry-0n, via stay-motivated)
